- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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