What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Church.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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KONY 2012

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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