3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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