Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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