- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Burp

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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