- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What the hell are you doing?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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