Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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