How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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I have aids

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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a. why? b. because

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