Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Women's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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