What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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