- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Adele walks into the stables

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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