Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Tim likes girls

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Religionh

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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