- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Today is March 22.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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