do you have a wife?

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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I just drank a cola.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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