A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Grace Ackerson

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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69

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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scientology.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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