- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

flavin's head

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

think twice or at least think

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Republicans

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

women's rights.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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