Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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