A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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