Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what's white and sticky semen

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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