Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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1+2 = 6

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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