Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A dog was barking at a tree

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops