- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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