Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Racial equality.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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