- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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