Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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