- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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