- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock Fuck off!

If i open this door you can go trough it

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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