- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Knock Knock. Come in.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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