- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I am quite mature.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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