What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A shark ate your mom

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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