A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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epic win?

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Communism hehe xd

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This is an anti-joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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-knock knock! -doors open

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TIMMY

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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