What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Womens' sports

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

. . I am a whale

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Chuck norris

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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