- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A Jew walks into Macy's

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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