- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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