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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

So a seal walks into a club.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock Come in

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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