Call of Duty is a good game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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PIED NINNY!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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