Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

boobs!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

I'm Batman.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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