- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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