- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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