- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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