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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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