What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

hey hey apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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