Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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