What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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