Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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