What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What do you call a black man? Black

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Bitch

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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