- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

LIFE :(

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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