- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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