What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Homo say what?

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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