Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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